In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
She even gives head with a lisp.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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