Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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