i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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