are you still at the devil's house?
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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