good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Do plants get herpes?
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