Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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