found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
one two three fourrrrnication!
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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