my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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