im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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