I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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