i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
You can make out without kissing
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