New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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