what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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