The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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