dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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