is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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