the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
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