goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
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