Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
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Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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