I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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