I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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