You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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