Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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