i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Boobs are out for the taking
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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