You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Hippo gnu deer
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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