Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
sex on a bike is impossible
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