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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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