oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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