Christians are straight up FREAKS
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
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