i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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