Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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