I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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