Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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