Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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