i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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