is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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