But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
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