What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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