is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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