I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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