That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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