Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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