omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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