yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
pop tarts are not kleenex
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
