I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
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