What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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