He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
17 year olds will be the death of me.
it glows. i had to have it.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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