I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I pour the whiskey from now on
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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