Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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