my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Randomize