these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
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