Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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