He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
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