hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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