he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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