everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
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