He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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